Like herpes, I'm back mofos!

Brought to you by the theft of my neighbor's wireless internet in association with the wonderfulness that is really really cheap Dell laptops.

So now that I have weeded out the die-hard fans of my blog from just the weekly pursuers, we have some hardcore business to get down to. After all it is my job to bring you the upmost in both entertainment and reality to my blog. My blog is like reality-internet for you reality TV junkies.

So, I am back in the states, so here is a simplified list to update you all on what my current situation is.

Women: Still with Michelle (thank God!) and lovin' every minute of it. I gotta say, when a guy finds a girl that is willing to spend a year (of her college years) waiting by the phone for a call, by the computer for an email, he knows she is DEFINITELY the one. I could write a book on what this woman has done for my life, much less a blog post, so I will leave it at that.

Music: As you (should) know, TOOL is releasing a new album on the 2nd of May. If you are a human being you should pick it up, being that it should be a great listen. I gotta have respect for a band that puts out an album every 4 years or so with all stuff you know they put the upmost effort into. Also notes are Thursday has a new album and of course the Red Hot Chile Peppers have a new one coming soon. So, I am burning up Tool's new single on my hardrive until I can hear it in all its 2000 watts glory on my stereo and blare it for all the fortunate people that pull up next to me at a red light.

Movies: Still haven't seen anything worth mentioning since I have gotten back from Afghanistan, so I will say that Walk the Line is as kick ass on DVD as in the movie theaters, so WATCH IT! If you haven't already.

Books: Just finished, Starship Troopers by Robert A. Heinlein. Such an amazing book by an amazing author. Many may be turned off by it being a "sci-fi" novel, but it really is so much more. It is a social commentary that uses the context of the future to offer critical analysis of our present. I recommend it to anyone. I also must recommend his book "The Moon is a Harsh Mistress," as well. One of my favorite authors. Currently working on "The Art of War," by Sun Tzo. I'll let you know how that goes. If, as I suspect it goes well, I will rule the earth and you will all be reading this by mandate.

Video Games: Revisiting one of my favorites on the X-box, Need For Speed Underground 2. Currently I have an Audi A3 with stage 1 turbo and numerous other upgrades. It sure is nice to have dreams right? I'm back to X-box after my Nintendo DS was stolen by a dickless son of a whore in Bagram Afghanistan. I hope the cocksucker who stole my Nintendo has his dick blown off by a mine or IED. I'm rooting for the terrorists for once to get this bastard. I hope he has his arms and teeth blown off so he has no way to ever enjoy the Nintendo he stole from me. I hope he even has his teeth blown out so he can't use the stylus for the touch screen.

Food: Still like the same stuff, but I have been on a health foods binge. I just like being healthy. I find a "Egg Beaters" with some good low-fat cheese to make the perfect omelet with wheat toast. I have also discovered the wonders of the George Foreman: Lean Mean Fat Reducing Grilling Machine. George Foreman has allowed me to cook thus far two full meals (that are healthy) for myself and Michelle. Allowing me to satisfy that huntergatherer obsession that males seem to have. If you don't have a George Foreman Grill, get one.

Politics: I have developed a new platform. I am the all encompassing opposition party. I hate Bush, the Republican Party, and all Democrats. I oppose them all. It is safe to say I oppose all stances taken by all in the political arena. If you wish to join me in this excursion of being in the ultimate opposition party, just leave a message of support on this blog. I don't have much to say other than "They are fuckin' things up." Hard to argue with that right?

So to all you faithful bloggers out there, I love you, and goodnight!