You know what I hate?

That guy, you know that guy. The guy in the gym, the guy on the eliptical trainer. The guy who has been on it for 35 minutes going 1,000 mph with the resistance setting on zero. He stands, peddaling furiously hunched over at the waiste, ass raised in the air like a moron peddaling as a million miles an hour, on the lowest resistance level.

I know I can't be the only gym rat who hates this person because they waste so much time on the machine, and eventually break it instead of just turning up the settings a few notches and actually getting a workout.