Buisiness proposal
Note the reader, the following is a buisiness proposal for investors. The idea is my intellectual property and no one elses. I state this because the market is prime for this investment and my idea...
With all the fury and outrage over cartoons depicting the profit Mohamed (shit be upon him) spread throughout the muslim world causing them to just act like the general ass-hats that they are. Well lets embrace this reaction we have gotten out of them. I propose to make t-shirts featuring the now infamous cartoons. I would wear one with pride. You can also put clever little sayings on them like "Look ma, I started an international incident with this t-shirt." Or "Jihad this." As long as we are making t-shirts offensive to Islam we might as well make up some of our own cartoons. I also would like one that has a Koran hanging from a toilet paper roll holder. Although that might not offend them because they don't use toilet paper. Anyways, I got a lot of great ideas like that. And no I don't worry about offending them.
I was offended by them when they flew jets into sky-scrapers, I was offended when they crashed one into the Pentagon, I was offended when they forced passengers over PA to martyr themselves in order to thwart the evil plot. I've been offended the numerous times they have tried to personally and impersonally try to kill my friends and I. It is my turn to do the offending.
With all the fury and outrage over cartoons depicting the profit Mohamed (shit be upon him) spread throughout the muslim world causing them to just act like the general ass-hats that they are. Well lets embrace this reaction we have gotten out of them. I propose to make t-shirts featuring the now infamous cartoons. I would wear one with pride. You can also put clever little sayings on them like "Look ma, I started an international incident with this t-shirt." Or "Jihad this." As long as we are making t-shirts offensive to Islam we might as well make up some of our own cartoons. I also would like one that has a Koran hanging from a toilet paper roll holder. Although that might not offend them because they don't use toilet paper. Anyways, I got a lot of great ideas like that. And no I don't worry about offending them.
I was offended by them when they flew jets into sky-scrapers, I was offended when they crashed one into the Pentagon, I was offended when they forced passengers over PA to martyr themselves in order to thwart the evil plot. I've been offended the numerous times they have tried to personally and impersonally try to kill my friends and I. It is my turn to do the offending.
posted by SuicideVan | 9:06 PM
3 Comments:
Right on! Enough of the touchy-feely, don't offend anyone else action. Americans need to take a position and stand tall. No more Mr. Nice guy. Immigrants are welcome but if you are comin' to America, be prepared to learn English, recognize we are a country based on Christian principles so go ahead and attend your temple but know that we have Christmas holiday.
This comment is probably the most unChristian verbage ever spewed out by one who has found God.
God is not Greeting or Holday specific. Historically speaking Christmas was a Roman pagan holiday picked up by the Roman Catholic Church.
The first amendment freedom of speak is not language specific either.
I advise getting over your anger and find out what it means to say you are a Christian. Hate, Anger, and blatent unfounded statements don't help.
When you've been through what we've been through, we'll talk about validating anger.
Ass.
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